There’s not a lot that didn’t happen in the past week of big brother australia. We ignore all the soft squishy bits and get to the heart of “The Incident”. Sure, we could have investigated the drama with all the tenacity of a tenacious D concert, but instead, we found new ways to work in more “Bad Puns” than a Honkonese baker’s signwriter. (wtf? - ed).
So the story goes like this: john and ashely alegedly force camilla into doing something she did wan’t to do. BB evicted the offending housemates, set the PR machine to ‘automatic’ and watched the ratings rise. Please dont think that we’re cynical - think of us as criminally insane (the courts will let us slip straight through to the keepers). But we digress; to the goonmobile!
We really wanted to call this show “Episode 13 - Porn on the Fourth of July” but our lawyers reccomended against it. No housemates were harmed in the making of this episode. Well, not yet anyway.
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It’s been another week in the big brother house - yep, another week. Another week where housemates bitch and moan about their lot in the world, where boob damage grips the heart of a nation and when we get more upset about the mighty ducks being given the boot than the loss of a new intruder (what’s her face). Yes, the Big Brother machine keeps turning, and we keep churning out the podcasts.
OMG, have you seen the size of jamies schlong? We’ll you won’t be able to anymore now that AO has been official given the boot. Should gretel be given the other boot, and who should replace her? Lea puts up her hand but the goon shoots her down. We expose Lauren as Gaelan’s she-male twin, we reveal Claire as the new beyatch on campus and we explore the best places to do the duna dance in the BB compound.
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The slicing and dicing of the JamKat capped off a torrid week of raw emotions inside the BB06 house. It was a commonly held belief that Jamie was going to leave the house first, but australia decided otherwise - knocking the blonde out of contention for the $5 winnings with a whopping 64% Now we can all sit back and watch as BB focusses on Gaelen and Krystals wishy-washy relationship, but more importantly, does anyone care?
So where is the drama going to come from this week? Rob and David might get on each others nerves again, John’s facial ticks might cause the other housemates to have spontaneous epoplectic fits, the insiders will generate 15 minutes of excitement before the more interesting ones get the boot in a fortnights time… Please Big Brother - give us a real twist.
The token ‘week in review’ is oh so important, but so much more poignant when this week we “Ask A Swans Supporter”. We’ve outsourced one of our segments this week, to get an unbiased, cutting edge homage on the week that was.
The weeks are flying by in the Big Brother house and BBUncouth asks the hard questions like - “what theme tune should we be singing”? But it’s at this stage of the series that BB will likely attempt twists and turns that could lead the series to Jump the Shark. We take stock of where in-house relationships are at; is Gaelan the modern day Henry Lawson; can Danielle be constituted as a lunch; and are Jamie and Katie the new Marty and Jess?
Our competition winners are announced (thanks to Scoops Design), we bid farewell to Danielle, and examine David’s most decisive action yet: the awarding of his astounding 3 point twist where he chose to save… Ashley? Please…..
Will his stealth-like public winning move work? Will Jamie and Kat have their relationship torn apart by the pressures of Nomination? Will someone please give Ashley some new shorts please?
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In this weeks exciting episode of Big Brother Uncouth we explore the reasons for Gretels recent wardrobe selections, we question BB’s instigation of lame Insider Tasks, we settle a few gossipy rumour and create some of our own, and then we say goodbye to our Great friend Dino and good riddance to Jade.
We do feel sorry for Jade though - she never really had the opportunity to flourish inside the house and she never found a mate that she could be ‘herself’ around. Sadly, australia felt the same way and couldn’t find any reasons to keep her in the house or offer a “save’ vote.
Dino, however, became infinitely more interesting and compelling the moment he started chatting to Gretel. Australia, we think you may have let the most interesting housemate go - now we’re stuck with a few non-discript airheads (except for camilla - she rocks).
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Fabulous Prizes
We’ve got two fabulous brooches from Scoops Designs to giveaway. All you have to do is suggest a new way that we can introduce ourselves on the show and they’re as good as yours. Just drop your suggestion in the comments to this post, or send us an email at bigbrother [at] mn8 [dot] com.
We take Big Brother into the 3rd Dimension in this very special World First 3D video podcast. Okay, so it’s not the first video podcast in the world, but IS a world first for Big Brother and a World First for Australia, and it’s definitely the Worlds First 3D Video Podcast that includes a Safari Suit and a dodgy ripple effect. Could we squeeze any more “World Firsts” into one paragraph? As long as channel TEN keeps pushing this angle in all of their promotions, we’ll keep doing the same.
Somewhere amongst the hype, we recorded a show, and tonight we saw Mad Mikey leave the house and whilst the self appointed “Insider” tackled horns with our beloved Gretel the rest of us pondered what the “special twist” might be. Needless to say we’re incredibly dissapointed that its just a another TV special - the “Under the Radar” special. Why just put the housemates up for nomination when we could evict them? Or perhaps a public whipping, maybe they could be submerged in a cage of water like David Blaine, or sent to the production office to type out the Diary till their wits end…
P.S. Did we mention this was a Worlds First?
P.P.S We love the diary writing dudes and dudettes. Hats off man… hats off…
P.P.S. If you’ve got the glasses and want to see a 3D professional in action, head on over to Roger’s Adventures.
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Lea takes the gloves off in an episode of vitriolic fury as BBUncouth tackles the hard hitting issues of housemate politics, intruder shenanigans and Gretels ongoing battle with fashion. We make a disastrous attempt to rap up a weeks worth of events in 60 seconds - and fail. Plus, we address the big issues and the selacious rumours that are hitting the net. All this and slightly more has been packed into 20 minutes of web cam goodness for you to enjoy, ignore or dispose.
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We’ve been working very hard, attempting to get Big Brother Uncouth to the top of the iTunes top 100. Our main goal has been to get onto the iTunes podcast homepage and we’re almost there! We’ve made it to the home page under the section of “New and Notable from Australian” though only on the second page. C’mon Apple - make us number 1!
Last week we dropped out of the Top 100 altogether, but now we’re back and residing at number 45 on the ladder only inches behind our enemies, the big budget bastards at AFL.com.au, and we’ve surpassed our friends at behind big brother for the very first time. Plus, we’re 5th on “Movies and Television” Congrats to the BBBA team for their enviable position as a graphical header atop the podcast page.
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I’d like to say that we predicted it here first (but we didn’t) that Karen is the third housemate to be turfed from the Dreamworld Paradise Motel otherwise known as the Big Brother house. Now that she’s gone, Mother Goose can continue to support her D cups and her daughter on the publicity trail to FAME. Working the chat show, radio breakfast show and nighclub circuit, Karen can will go down in history as ‘another one of those housemates’ who left early, but will only ever be remembered as ‘that woman with the daughter…’. No suprises that we weren’t all that shocked when Kazza left the kiddies to play in the bouncy castle.
We’d like to apologise to our 15 fans for not getting any video podcasts out this week. Lea’s just wrapped up her theatre show, and i’ve been away working on my best E.T. impression (which you’ll see at the start of the show). Thanks for all your comments and suggestions - we aim to address these over the ensuing few episodes.
Karen, thanks for the memories. We hope your time in the house was as special as a chicken and corn continental cup of soup. (look out for the C)
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Tilli and Elise are gone. Was it a conspiracy against the female housemates with i’s and l’s in their name? If this is true, does this also suggest that Camilla and Claire are next? Where will the depths of this I and L conspiracy end? Surely then Michael is also a marked man…
Enough of the babbling introductions… In this episode we explore the circumstances under which Tilli and Elise were evicted, we try to remember ashleys farting song, we question the merits of Karen’s mercenary tactics in eliminating Krystals rivals, plus a healthy dollop of much much more. Is there any truth to rumour that crimping can save your career? (it worked for kylie minogue but is it too late for skeletor?)
All this will be explored, and more, minus some truth, add a dash of speculation and then subract any true insight, to reveal another episode of Big Brother Uncouth.
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